Happy Monday, everyone! Yesterday was Kim-Jung Harper’s birthday. It was celebrated with a military parade, the launching of ballistic missiles, and crowds of crying #gapol lurkers. All in all, it was an average birthday for Supreme Leader Harper.
Jawja
- Herschel Walker is losing speaking gigs for supporting Donald Trump.
- The quest to understand Mayor Reed continues.
- Congressman John Lewis’ sit in is rooted in his past.
- The Medicaid debate continues within Republican ranks.
- Stacey Abrams is one of 14 young Democrats to watch.
Murica
- Donald Trump’s poll numbers are slipping more and more.
- Brexit’s financial consequences will stick around.
- There’s a secret war between Apple and Microsoft for the future of technology.
- George Will is leaving the GOP.
- Hillary Clinton marched in the NYC Pride Parade.
Important
- She uses her face to create optical illusions. They’re pretty neat.