Before we get started, here is the punishment for driving under the influence.
Rather than link to depressing news stories from the weekend, here are 10 links about America. Because freedom.
Murica
- 15 facts about Murica.
- The best BBQ in our freedom-loving nation.
- Quotes from the movie Joe Dirt.
- History of the hamburger.
- Want to see the Promise Land? Here’s a guide on walking from coast to glorious coast.
- Pictures of bald eagles.
- Firework displays around Murica.
- Buy yourself a boat.
- It’s time to deep fry everything.
- Walmart
Oh, and don’t drink and drive/boat. Seriously.