September 19, 2016 6:30 AM
Morning Reads — September 19th
Happy Monday, everyone! I have a really uncomfortable zit on my nose that reminds me of Rudolph. Besides that, the week is looking decent.
Jawja
- Governor Deal’s office received zero gas shortage complaints. Probably because everyone was too busy searching for gas.
- “Religious Liberty” could be a litmus test for 2018 candidates. –Insert cries of terror–
- University of Jawja beat Mizzou towards the end of Saturday’s emotional roller coaster.
- Donald Trump’s campaign opened its Jawja HQ. Meanwhile, he professionally duped the media.
- BREAKING: Companies spend money to promote legislation.
Murica
- Democrats should panic…maybe.
- Meet the United States’ somewhat disputed emperor.
- Frustration exists within Clinton’s orbit relating to her lackluster Hispanic outreach.
- Fear of terrorism is on the rise after last weekend’s events.
- Video: National Cheeseburger Day excites Americans everywhere.
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About Author
Will Kremer
Will is an active member of the Georgia Republican grassroots. He previously served as Chairman of the Georgia Association of College Republicans, 2nd Vice Chairman of the 7th District Republican Party, and Treasurer of the Forsyth County Republican Party. Promise Land = Forsyth County.
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Make sure and have some window cleaner for your mirror on hand for when you decide to pop it. #Vesuvius2016
QT doesn’t have any gasoline to sell and Apu has jacked up his prices so we are supposed to call the Governor?
My Ingles was also completely out as were several smaller stations. I did find one that still had premium.
Live ITP and ride your bike. The words “gas shortages” are non issues. Oh, and I save money, time (believe it or not) and get exercise.
The added smugness is a most wonderful side effect, too.
Live along the coast by the port of Savannah, where Colonial has their South East holding tanks for imported gas out of Europe. The words “gas shortage” are non issues. I already walk to work from my parking space to my office after my 8 mile 15 minute average drive from my view of the salt marsh in a nice air conditioned car.
I have no added smugness.
Wait… I do have some added smugness.
Ed, how did your Georgia State Panthers do this weekend?
Love, just LUVVV than unbiased coverage!
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/296521-cnn-edits-out-clinton-reference-to-nyc-explosion-as
It’s not like Fox has NEEEVVVEEER spliced a sound bite from anyone…
Next non-issue please.