Happy Monday, everyone! I have a really uncomfortable zit on my nose that reminds me of Rudolph. Besides that, the week is looking decent.
Jawja
- Governor Deal’s office received zero gas shortage complaints. Probably because everyone was too busy searching for gas.
- “Religious Liberty” could be a litmus test for 2018 candidates. –Insert cries of terror–
- University of Jawja beat Mizzou towards the end of Saturday’s emotional roller coaster.
- Donald Trump’s campaign opened its Jawja HQ. Meanwhile, he professionally duped the media.
- BREAKING: Companies spend money to promote legislation.
Murica
- Democrats should panic…maybe.
- Meet the United States’ somewhat disputed emperor.
- Frustration exists within Clinton’s orbit relating to her lackluster Hispanic outreach.
- Fear of terrorism is on the rise after last weekend’s events.
- Video: National Cheeseburger Day excites Americans everywhere.
Important