November 16, 2016 9:02 AM
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Harambe Wins Fulton Write-In Vote

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Fresh off the heels of his write-in POTUS victory in Gwinnett County, Harambe* crushed his opponents in Fulton.

Judging from the AJC‘s report, Harambe’s victory was so thorough they never bothered to tally the results for anyone else. 

In the interest of fairness, shoutouts need to be given to the valiant, noble and vanquished foes of A Wilted Head of Lettuce, Bacon, Tom Brady, Pepper my Roommate’s Cat, Superwoman Hillary Clinton, “Hip hop artist Common”, Pizza, Lucifer, Dirt, Bush et al. There’s no way you could hold a candle to Harambe but you tried. And for that, you should be commended.

*RIP in Peace–that which has lived may never die.

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8 Comments
  1. Arnie Vinick

    Is there any way to see the full list for Fulton? I’ve seen it for Gwinnett, just curious.

    • edatlanta

      I tried a little googling and a few of the links on the Fulton County website but nada.

      • raconteuse

        Ed: I’m counting on you to find the full Fulton list, including the DA, clerk, sheriff, and tax commissioner races.

      • Arnie Vinick

        Thanks, I did the same to no avail. Apparently GA SOS will release write in results but likely only for the 17 official write-ins. Would be very interested in the list.

  2. Jon Richards

    In fairness, the headline should more properly read, “Ed doesn’t have any write in vote totals, but in his heart, he loves Harambe enough to make him the winner, despite the facts.”

    • edatlanta

      1) Even if we weren’t living in a post-truth political world, we wouldn’t need numbers to know Harambe won because
      2) In *every* heart, the Harambe fire burns.

      • Mike Hassinger

        Harambe had it coming.

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