16 days ’til Christmas! #panic
- Of course, he’d say that.
- Yummy, yummy cheese, coming to town.
- Shaq makes Walkin’ Small look like Walkin’ Microscopic!
- There’s an app for that.
- Smart kid.
- Electors not electing.
- Suck it up, buttercup.
- Shoot, everybody’s got a microwave. We’ll all be rich!
- Doesn’t BuzzFeed have enough problems?
- Any Jedi can do it.
- Paranoid much? Don’t move to Baltimore.
- PU and free-speech common sense.
- If you like your sex after 70, you can keep… oh, wait.
- Standing ovation.
- RIP, American hero John Glenn.