- The latest poll about that thing we’re sick of hearing about.
- What a beauty.
- Pass the popcorn.
- Where’s my suitcase?
- You know that old Mae West joke…
- Crybabies afraid of chicken.
- Now we won’t have to watch movies to see the glory of THE Control Room.
- Faster, please.
- $55 chocolate Easter Egg.
- Not scared of the dentist? You will be.
- Dating advice.
- But how do the loud little shrimps taste?
- Weaponized empathy.
- Woohoo! Nanocars!
Morning Reads for Friday, April 14, 2017
