Good morning! Here is the latest on last night’s bombing at Manchester Arena.
- The Gwinnett Braves want a new name. Basey McBaseface? The Button-Gs? Whatever they pick, please, for the love of all that is holy, hope that we learn from what happened in New Orleans, where they replaced the perfectly good Zephyrs with (trigger warning: horrifying man-baby) this.
- There are 5,500 new voters in CD6.
- Delta will launch facial recognition technology at the self-serve baggage drop at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport.
- Georgia’s gnat line in the sand(y soil).
- More on that non-Satanic orb.
- Tips for world leaders meeting with Trump, beyond just reading that old Playboy article (no, that’s not a link to Playboy).
- Summer is nearly here – and you should know how much P is in that P-O-O-L.
- “Love, Actually” is a terrible movie, so of course its brief sequel is also terrible – but at least it raised money for a good cause.
- Here’s what you need to listen to this week. I submit without hesitation that what American needs right now is a musical based on “a complicated Russian novel.”