- Happy Anniversary, President and Mrs. Carter! And best wishes for a speedy recovery for Jimmy.
- So many Dawgs, so many offices! May the odds be ever in their favor.
- Two sides to every story.
- Poor Nancy Pelosi can’t get past President Bush. At least it’s not Eisenhower.
- Cash is King in Politics.
- Oh, mean girls, grow up.
- I want to believe.
- Do you even need to guess which airline?
- But I’ll bet they are expensive pajama pants.
- Learn to count, Skippy. This would be planet #10.
- Best.Wedding.Present.Ever.