First things first, Happy Birthday to my mom, Beth Garcia. She is one of the reasons I love politics as much as I do! Hope your 25th Birthday is AMAZING.
Now onto less important things:
- Republicans need to take a chill pill with the Supreme Court.
- The Hammonds received a presidential pardon.
- All’s well that ends well with the Thai Soccer Team and their coach.
- What is this world coming to?
- What have you accomplished this summer?
- Theresa May cannot catch a break.
- George Clooney was in an accident yesterday in Italy, but he’s fine, y’all. I know. It scared me too.
- Shouldn’t the Space Force have detected this?
- Oh, well, I guess I can take that bottle of multivitamins back to GNC…
- I KNOW this isn’t funny. I barely laughed. Just only kinda laughed a tiny bit.