- Avoid these pocketbook-draining speed traps.
- Not the Onion, or Babylon Bee. This is real, and icky.
- Oh, the horrors! How will we be able to get our avocado toast?
- The “real-time” fact check. Snort.
- Adults in the room would be a nice touch, for once.
- It’s always do as I say, not as I do.
- Evidently he got a lot of participation trophies as a child.
- Worth a try, don’t you think?
- Just a matter of time before it happens here.
- Kef Bir to be added to Star Tours attraction in time for the last release of the story we all know and love.
Morning Reads for Friday, October 25, 2019
