- The Fair is canceled for the first time in 30 years.
- At least high school football might start. Maybe.
- Of course, it’s Douglas County.
- Where’s a Bat Signal when you need one?
- That Bee. So funny.
- Not the Bee. Seriously.
- As it should be.
- Alpacas. Not just for yarn anymore.
- Instant Legolas. Silly me. I thought this meant Orlando Bloom would spring forth in my living room, resplendent in his elven attire.