- “It doesn’t matter what team I lead, this is the kind of person I want on it!” (There’s a Lithia Springs connection here.)
- Nope. Nope. Nope.
- I mean, who wouldn’t do the same?
- Watch the Lyrid meteor shower the next few days.
- Why are journalists addicted to scandal? Watergate created that addiction.
- You keep using those words. None of those words mean what you think they mean. None of them.
- Major needs a welfare check.
- That sunspot wasn’t dead. It’s feeling better.