Finally. College Football Returns. Sign up! The natives are getting restless. Wise words from the young padawan. Winter is coming. Will the NIMBYs beat Project Rocket? Not happy with ruining sports, now comics are circling the drain. Can she do that? Why does everything have to turn into a game of “Who to throw out
So many potholes, so little time. Atlanta go boom! Prayers for Mike Bobo. Numbers and pretty pictures. Playing chicken with China? Nothing to see here, move along. This is guaranteed to offend someone, somewhere. No publish for you! I wanna go! I wanna go! Rosie, these will not be.
Now THIS is something to fight about. What a lovely spot. A long, strange trip. Be careful out there. Fiddling away on the Titanic. Shot. Chaser. (At least Nick Saban gets a day off from being The Debil.) No deed, however well-intentioned, goes unpunished. Why, exactly, do these guys get to keep their clearances ad
What we really lose when we put away the old houses and old guitars. In light of yesterday’s Thyssenkrupp Elevator Americas announcement, this job will be in high demand. Bet you get to take your glove to work. How to volunteer for Super Bowl LIII. Knife. Nose. Face. And tons of spite. Lawyery stuff that
Limo much, Madam Mayor? Of the debil. (I hate our current set up.) Tear down that dam. Someone, somewhere, will always feel left out. Yes, really. Piling on… a non-existent person. Tricksy. What has happened to us? Again, still not The Onion. Constellations can be politicized, too. Quote of the Year.
And there was great rejoicing. Money. Money. Money. Money. Money. Money. Sweet deal. Gird your loins. It gets worse… But… but… but… You have to admit, it is fun to watch. When your neighbors make you nervous. Now I need to be packing a flame thrower at all times. Because spiders. If it wasn’t broken, why did you break it?
Run-Off Early Voting is OPEN! Buy your tickets now! When one door closes, a window opens… to a mini-grocery store. Let it go! Let it go! Privacy? Nobody said anything about privacy. On the horizon – Fight for the intertubez? Don Henley really did see that bumper sticker. Why of course. Every milkshake flavor is
These merit badges look like fun. Finish this sentence: If someone has to say it’s NOT a power grab, it’s a __________. 61 days ‘til kickoff. Some schools don’t have to beg for it. Just sayin’. CNN now rated lower than Food Network. Still waiting. Creatures of habit. Suppose after enough of this you. Will.
Who’s ready for their makeover? It’s shrimp time! These things are everywhere! Life always comes down to the biscuits. Don’t fall for the Outrage du’Jour. Nerds everywhere are already having a hay day with this. Here’s the GMO chicken that Miss Jessica’s been warning us about. Run. The media, it has the sadz. Plus, somebody
I will love this forever. Oh, my. Yay for technology. Jamie 2.0. It’s more than a musical. Comey’s been a very bad boy. Civility, where art thou? Saying goodbye to a giant. Little green gems! The Korea thing. Pizza vs potholes. Pizza wins.