Happy Monday, everyone! More importantly, Happy Independence Day! America is 240-years-old today. That’s 240 years of freedom, patriotism, and apple pie. Before we get started, here is the punishment for driving under the influence. Rather than link to depressing news stories from the weekend, here are 10 links about America. Because freedom. Murica 15 facts
If you crush a marshmallow bunny, it looks like Kim Jung-Un. Anyway, Jessica is moving and is not able to do the Morning Reads. I’m filling in. Let’s get down to business. Jawja “Several plastic one-gallon vodka bottles were found on the ground, deputies said, while black power rifles, shotguns and pistols were found in
Happy Monday, everyone! Yesterday was Kim-Jung Harper’s birthday. It was celebrated with a military parade, the launching of ballistic missiles, and crowds of crying #gapol lurkers. All in all, it was an average birthday for Supreme Leader Harper. Jawja Herschel Walker is losing speaking gigs for supporting Donald Trump. The quest to understand Mayor Reed
Georgia’s efforts to attract business and new industry has been incredibly successful (cheers to you, film tax credit). In another testimony to Georgia’s business environment, Governor Deal announced Amazon would create 500 full-time jobs in Jackson County. The 600,000-square-foot fulfillment center will be used for packaging and sending larger items such as home décor and sporting equipment. Here’s
Happy Monday, everyone! It’s a beautiful, cool morning. My Jeep’s doors are off to celebrate the relief from Hell’s scorching heat. Hooray! Jawja Jawja State Troopers are lacking qualified candidates. We have a new Miss Jawja! One of many morals of this story: Don’t ever go to Kentucky. We’ve got alligators! 🙁 It wasn’t me. Murica
So, yesterday sucked. We’ll get to that later on. Just hug your loved ones. Jawja A huge slip-n-slide is coming to Atlanta! Run. Miss Georgia is beginning. These ladies represent our state so well. Georgia judge, transgender name change, and Hawaii. All in one story! Yikes–Senator Perdue had a moment. Murica Yesterday’s terrorist attack is the
If you’re a delegate or alternate to the Georgia Republican Party Convention tomorrow in Disgusta Augusta, you’re probably rolling your eyes at the amount of useless emails regarding the National Committeewoman election. Well, folks, we got a show with some fireworks yesterday. As all petty, useless, egotistical, shameful, deplorable, and idiotic Georgia Republican Party drama
Happy Monday, everyone! Today is about more than a three day weekend; it’s about remembering those who gave everything for our freedoms. It’s about Uncle Carl. Thank a soldier. Special note: Yesterday was Seth’s birthday. Do what you will with this information. Jawja 10 ways to celebrate Memorial Day in Atlanta. Well, it’s time to bat-proof
Happy Monday, everyone! Today’s Morning Reads are on Hawaii time…so they’re late and somewhat wet. Jawja Losing Atlanta’s history, brick by brick. Donald Trump says Newt is on his VEEP shortlist. This is why we chop (up our hopes and dreams) President Carter and Willie Nelson sang together. PLAN, PEOPLE. Murica Obama to sell arms
On Friday, I filed an ethics complaint against Catherine Bernard’s campaign for House District 80. My complaint details her use of campaign money on hair treatments (think John Edwards) and her lack of end-recipients. She responded to my complaint this afternoon, accusing me of being one of the “smirking, useless frat boys in the Georgia Republican
