Category: Morning Reads

Morning Reads for Tuesday, July 5

Good morning! I hope that if you live close enough to your neighbors that you could borrow a cup of sugar, you didn’t keep them up too late with your fireworks display (and vice-versa). Photo highlights from the 2016 Peachtree Road Race. The EPA awarded the Georgia Ports Authority the 2016 Clean Air Technology Award. The

Patriotic Morning Reads

Happy Monday, everyone! More importantly, Happy Independence Day! America is 240-years-old today. That’s 240 years of freedom, patriotism, and apple pie. Before we get started, here is the punishment for driving under the influence. Rather than link to depressing news stories from the weekend, here are 10 links about America. Because freedom. Murica 15 facts

Morning Reads for Friday, July 1, 2016

Have a safe and fun Independence Day, y’all! Only some of you will get this. Wondering if he knows any Rocky Horror quotes… Give him his money back. Now. What could go wrong? That gun. Oh, that gun. It was.. well.. special. Everything is awful. Surely the EU whiners will ignore this inconvenient truth. No

Morning Reads — June 30

If you crush a marshmallow bunny, it looks like Kim Jung-Un. Anyway, Jessica is moving and is not able to do the Morning Reads. I’m filling in. Let’s get down to business. Jawja “Several plastic one-gallon vodka bottles were found on the ground, deputies said, while black power rifles, shotguns and pistols were found in

Morning Reads Filled with Maladies

Sometimes you forget your MoRning obligations. Sometimes you also forget your laptop at home on the same day. Sometimes you just aren’t going to win the day. “It’s an Uphill Climb to the Bottom” by Walter Jackson seems apt.  WABE sweeps Georgia Associated Press Awards, WRAS gets 0 (zero). But hey, good thing you killed

Morning Reads for Tuesday, June 28

Good morning! It’s too darn hot. New laws about to hit the books here in Georgia address tasers, experimental medical treatments, and the super-sized SCOGA. Please don’t tell my children that a Great Wolf Lodge is coming to LaGrange. Seventeen refugees now call Savannah home. Georgia Tech is expanding their presence at the Lockheed Martin

Morning Reads — June 27th

Happy Monday, everyone! Yesterday was Kim-Jung Harper’s birthday. It was celebrated with a military parade, the launching of ballistic missiles, and crowds of crying #gapol lurkers. All in all, it was an average birthday for Supreme Leader Harper. Jawja Herschel Walker is losing speaking gigs for supporting Donald Trump. The quest to understand Mayor Reed

Morning Reads for Friday, June 24th!

On this date in history, the United States Government released its Roswell Incident report, claiming that the aliens people claimed to have seen were merely life-sized dummies and former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is found guilty of abusing his power and having sex with an underage prostitute, and is sentenced to seven years in

Morning Reads – Thursday, June 23, 2016

On this date in 1836, Congress approved the Deposit Act, which contained a provision for turning over surplus federal revenue to the states. Peaches Chicken & Waffle raid in Georgia. Most of Georgia’s growth is concentrated in Atlanta – duh. Healthcare coverage taking a different direction in Georgia? The drones are coming. Want to retire rich?

Morning Reads for The King

Can anyone logically say LeBron is not GOAT? No. No they cannot. “Accidents Will Happen” by Elvis Costello & The Attractions a late Father’s Day tribute. Temperatures are rising too fast for new crop varieties to be developed.  Savannah family denied justice as DoJ closes two-and-a-half year investigation into shady-as-all-get-out HS gym mat death.  Latino voter